F%$#@&K
A short humor essay on why words like cussing, cursing, and swearing don’t quite fit—and a proposal for a better one.
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Category: Humor
Synchronicity Unleashed
A Kentucky native living in New York City overhears a stranger at a bar—leading to an improbable coincidence involving Elkhorn Creek, chance, and synchronicity.
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A Splash of Color Saves My Life
A Florida snorkeling trip, a cloudy reef, and a single, unlikely splash of color collide in a story about chance, marriage, and very nearly walking home to New York.
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For Better or for Worse
A fast, funny true story about officiating a rogue wedding ceremony inside a crowded chapel at Cade’s Cove. One kiss, no permit, and a room full of tourists.
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In Defense of Independent Contractors
A summer farm job in rural Kentucky becomes a lesson in power, fairness, and how easily workers can be blamed when authority goes unchecked.
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Namesake, for Pete’s Sake
A short humor piece about celebrity names, confused strangers, and why sharing a famous name doesn’t come with a trust fund.
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The Vapid Revolution
A weary barfly laments America’s lost holidays, cancel culture, and cultural absurdity in this satirical Southern humor piece from The Leghorn.
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Hunting and Field Dressing the Buc–ee Beaver
A tongue-in-cheek guide to hunting and field dressing Buc-ee the Beaver. Southern tradition meets highbrow satire.
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Unbalanced
A humorous personal essay about aging, balance, and the day my long streak of perfectly balancing coffee on my knee finally came crashing down.
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